Tonight Ben performed his first Recorder Concert. The critics were impressed by his delivery and the range of his performance. Advertisements
Ice Cream Sandwich
Ben: Hey Dad, do you want this Ice Cream sandwich? Me: I think so Ben: TROLLED YOU! It’s Play-do!
T-Shirt
Ben: There are many paths, but there is not only one right path. Me: What??? Ben: I just made that up. You should put it on a T-shirt.
Pterodactyl Sounds
Ben: Mom! I can make a sound like a pterodactyl! (makes what is presumably a pterodactyl sound) Mom: That’s Great! Me: Wait a sec, there haven’t been any pterodactyls for 65 million years. How do you know what it sounds like? Ben: It was on the TV!
Tom Cruise
Ben: Why did you play that music? It’s not what I was listening to. Me: It’s very famous dancing music. Ben: Nope. I don’t like it…
Friday Logic
Ben: Dad, I don’t understand something. Me: Okay. What is it? Ben: You know how on Friday there is no homework? Me: Yes. Ben: If there is no homework, then we shouldn’t have to go to school on Friday.
He’s Not Wrong…
Spring Break has come to an end and we are on our way to school… Ben: I love apples! Me: I put one in your lunch today. It’s a Golden Enchanted Apple. I enchanted it myself! Ben: Dad, you can’t enchant an apple. Dad: Why not? Ben: Because you don’t have a crafting table and…
Dangerous
Ben: Dad, do you know what’s really dangerous? Me: No… what is really dangerous? Ben: Saws. Me: Yep. Saws can be really dangerous. Daddy has three saws! Ben: And wars.
At Least He Knows…
Ben: I WANT A DONUT RIGHT NOW! Cami: Ben, stop being such a jerk, I don’t like it when you act that way. Ben: I know. I don’t like it either, but I still do it…
