For some weird reason, Ben has developed an odd obsession with when I am going to die. But… not in a sad way. It’s almost like he’s looking forward to my impending departure…
Ben: Dad, when you die I’m gonna have lots of money!
Me: Yeah, I don’t think so, buddy. I really don’t have a great portfolio.
Ben: Yeah but after you die I can get a job and I’ll have all the money I will need!