I’m Not Raising An Einstein

Ben: Eeewww! Dad, there’s poop on the floor!

51mt8skmtllMe: (Confused because there’s no reason for poop to be on the floor) What????

Ben: There’s poop on the floor under my chair. I don’t know how it got there!

Me: (as he runs to the bathroom) Are you sure?

I cleaned it up, and a few minutes later he sheepishly returned to the den:

Ben: It was me, Dad. I forgot to go poop.

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