Doing Science

Strange sounds are emanating from the bathroom… Me: Ben, what are you doing in there? Ben: Dad! I’m doing science. Don’t mess me up! (pause) Ben: Oh no!

Dr. Ben

Ben: Dad, I’m sorry I overslept Me: You didn’t, you’re up fifteen minutes early Ben: That’s because my nose is all stuffed up Me: You know what works for me? Jumping up and down and running around. Ben: Nah, I just need some Zyrtec.