Commercial Break

It is somewhere around 0400 on New Years Eve morning…. Ben: Dad… Dad… Dad… Me: (groggily) What? Ben: We need to get my pillow. Me: I don’t know where it is. Did it fall off the bed? Ben: You can get it online at my pillow dot com. It’s the pillow that helps you to…

Big Plans!

Ben: Mom, is Donald Trump planning on being President next year? Mom: Yep. Ben: Man! That’s a really big plan!

Epic Eggs

Ben: Dad I do a great job at making eggs! Me: Are you sure that it was a great job? What if it was just a good job? Ben: It was an EPIC job! Mom: Don’t discourage him. Ben Yeah, Dad, don’t discourage me!