Friday Logic

Ben: Dad, I don’t understand something. Me: Okay. What is it? Ben: You know how on Friday there is no homework? Me: Yes. Ben: If there is no homework, then we shouldn’t have to go to school on Friday.

He’s Not Wrong…

Spring Break has come to an end and we are on our way to school… Ben: I love apples! Me: I put one in your lunch today. It’s a Golden Enchanted Apple. I enchanted it myself! Ben: Dad, you can’t enchant an apple. Dad: Why not? Ben: Because you don’t have a crafting table and…

Dangerous

Ben: Dad, do you know what’s really dangerous? Me: No… what is really dangerous? Ben: Saws. Me: Yep. Saws can be really dangerous. Daddy has three saws! Ben: And wars.

Dr. Evil

Ben was just yelling at the XBox One for a few minutes. I asked him what the heck was wrong and he came into the kitchen to tell me that: Ben: Some guy named “The Creator” shut down my favorite game on RĊblox. So I am going to hack his account and take it away…