The Lessons of Life

Ben: Dad, I hate school, but I just pretend to like it and go anyway. Me: Well.. you’ve basically learned everything that school can teach you then…

Orcas

Ben: Killer Whales are very intelligent, but we are smarter. We have been to the moon. Cami: Killer Whales have even been on Star Trek! Me: No, they haven’t. Cami: Yes, in the movie… Me: Those were Humpback Whales. Cami: Why would they be Humpbacks? Me: Are you seriously questioning my Star Trek knowledge? Ben:…

Mollusk

Mom: Your Dad is a mollusk Ben: No he’s not! Mom: Yes, he is! Ben: He doesn’t have a hard shell, so he cannot be a mollusk. Mom: He’s a cuttlefish.