Tonight Ben performed his first Recorder Concert. The critics were impressed by his delivery and the range of his performance. Advertisements
Ben: Hey Dad, do you want this Ice Cream sandwich? Me: I think so Ben: TROLLED YOU! It’s Play-do!
Ben: There are many paths, but there is not only one right path. Me: What??? Ben: I just made that up. You should put it on a T-shirt.
Ben: Mom! I can make a sound like a pterodactyl! (makes what is presumably a pterodactyl sound) Mom: That’s Great! Me: Wait a sec, there haven’t been any pterodactyls for 65 million years. How do you know what it sounds like? Ben: It was on the TV!
Ben: Why did you play that music? It’s not what I was listening to. Me: It’s very famous dancing music. Ben: Nope. I don’t like it…
Ben: Dad, I don’t understand something. Me: Okay. What is it? Ben: You know how on Friday there is no homework? Me: Yes. Ben: If there is no homework, then we shouldn’t have to go to school on Friday.
Spring Break has come to an end and we are on our way to school… Ben: I love apples! Me: I put one in your lunch today. It’s a Golden Enchanted Apple. I enchanted it myself! Ben: Dad, you can’t enchant an apple. Dad: Why not? Ben: Because you don’t have a crafting table and…
Ben: Dad, do you know what’s really dangerous? Me: No… what is really dangerous? Ben: Saws. Me: Yep. Saws can be really dangerous. Daddy has three saws! Ben: And wars.
Ben was just yelling at the XBox One for a few minutes. I asked him what the heck was wrong and he came into the kitchen to tell me that: Ben: Some guy named “The Creator” shut down my favorite game on Rōblox. So I am going to hack his account and take it away…
Ben looks into my small bag of carrots… Me: You want a carrot? Ben: No. I thought they were Cheetos.