Birthday Blessings

Ben: Happy Birthday, Dad! You’re 53! Me: Thanks! You know what the best six years of it was? Ben: You’re so old… Advertisements

Working My Way to the Grave

For some weird reason, Ben has developed an odd obsession with when I am going to die. But… not in a sad way. It’s almost like he’s looking forward to my impending departure… Ben: Dad, when you die I’m gonna have lots of money! Me: Yeah, I don’t think so, buddy. I really don’t have…

A Six Year Old Mouth

At his special 6th Birthday breakfast at his favotite Pancake place which shan’t be named but rhymes with ‘Ihop,” Ben makes the following observation… Ben: My mouth didn’t used to be this big #Benisms