Epic Eggs

Ben: Dad I do a great job at making eggs! Me: Are you sure that it was a great job? What if it was just a good job? Ben: It was an EPIC job! Mom: Don’t discourage him. Ben Yeah, Dad, don’t discourage me!    

Apparently I’m Raising Gollum…

File this under “Things I Did Not Know Ben Knew Anything About:” Ben: Dad, can you get me two waffles with butter? Me: Coming right up! Ben: Did you know that I like having two breakfasts? Me: That’s because you are a hobbit! Ben: I AM NOT A HOBBIT! Hobbits are nasty! They took my…