Credit Report

When I was six… well… you know…   Ben: Dad, do you have any marks on your credit report? Me: Yep, I have a few. Ben: When I am an adult, I am going to be very careful so that I don’t get any marks on my credit report.  

Working My Way to the Grave

For some weird reason, Ben has developed an odd obsession with when I am going to die. But… not in a sad way. It’s almost like he’s looking forward to my impending departure… Ben: Dad, when you die I’m gonna have lots of money! Me: Yeah, I don’t think so, buddy. I really don’t have…